Full Disclosure
Monday, January 20, 2025 In honor of Martin Luther King, Jr., I am not going to try and pen anything humorous about the great man. Today is also inauguration day for Trump's second attempt at president of the U.S., but I am not going to try and pen anything humorous about the orange man, either. Instead, I am going to address the pink elephant in the virtual room, by which I mean the topics I have yet to cover herein. Although primarily conservative, I do look for the proof in the pudding, albeit some puddings are not to my taste. Conspiracy Theories — I am not into conspiracy theories. I repeat, I am not into conspiracy theories. Again, I am not into conspiracy theories. However, some of them are rather captivating. As of late, my favorite (which I don't have one) is the one about how California governor Gavin Newsom was responsible for allowing the wild fires to ravage southern California after the heaviest rainfalls in a hundred years and forced insurance companies to drop homeowners so that BlackRock could come in and buy up all the devastated properties. All of this so far is unsubstantiated, of course, but still. Climate Change — I am not about to tackle this subject because it's too deep to tread. Yes, the planet is warming up and we are partially to blame, but we are in a losing battle to try and reduce carbon emissions when competing with natural disasters like volcanoes and wild fires, the shifting magnetic poles, solar flares, newly-industrialized countries trying to play catch-up, billions of farting buttholes, and wealthy activists globe-trotting in their private jets and yachts. I do tend to see climate change as more of an opportunity for profit and to misappropriate government funds than to save the planet. There is a bright side, though, and that is Revelation 21. Vaccines & Birth Defects — I am not going to touch this one with a 69-1/2 foot pole. There is too much science weighing in against the anti-vaxxers, although I think the COVID-19 vaccines circumvented the scientific processes to get rushed to market and mRNA development as financed by Bill Gates is akin to biological warfare. I personally know of one case in which the family has dedicated most of their time to pursuing the powers that be to come clean about the relationship between vaccines and Down Syndrome in children, but I am willing to admit that sometimes people become consumed with a cause to the point that they cannot be convinced otherwise. (Not akin to my belief in Creationism.) UFOs and the Paranormal — I'll admit that I listen to my fair share of paranormal podcasts and watch plenty of documentaries about ancient aliens. Yes, I find the subject of UFOs/UAPs/USOs to be entertaining. However, I attribute most paranormal experiences to the realm of the spirit world; you know, demons, unclean spirits, fallen angels and the like. With that said, I also believe the Democrats have discovered where hell is located and have been in direct contact with its inhabitants (2 Peter 2:4). I do not trust our federal government in matters of this sort... actually, I do not trust our federal government at all. Racism & Gender Inequality — I may make offhanded comments about both of these subjects but I have no intentions of spending any reasonable amount of time on them. On one hand, yes, they exist. On the other, it has been drug to the forefront and sensationalized by the woke establishment for odious purposes. The answers are definitely not reparations and affirmative action. Homelessness & Drug Addiction — These two seem to go hand-in-hand and I wish we had a universal answer for them both. A few cities stand out for successfully tackling the homeless crisis and mandatory drug rehabilitation may be the answer for convicted drug offenders (or whatever PC term they go by these days), but apparently the think tanks have all been converted to drunk tanks. TikTok — This is a great platform for weirdos to get their freak on and dumbshits to publicly humiliate themselves. If this is banned or bought out and censored, then these human oddities may venture outdoors to cause mayhem. Oh, wait, they do this already to garner subscribers. Social media outlets like this aren't the cause of social disturbances, they are only symptomatic of the overall dereliction of the global community. But it's not all teenage influencers, teenage lip-syncers, teenage pranksters, teenage sociopolitical rants, and Zach King illusions. Besides, the Chinese Communist Party already keeps tabs on us through smart phone firmware which their children manufacture for U.S. companies. Make America Great Again — I am not a MAGA Republican, but I did vote for Trump the third time around as a matter of principle. Living in a blue state, my vote didn't count, but I'd rather have a convicted felon at the helm than a woman of color who has no content of character. Wasn't that something which Martin Luther King Jr. said in one of his famous speeches? ("I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character." MLK, 1963) Those on the far left would call this a misquote, which is like calling those on the far left "liberals." They are not liberals in the classical sense, but uphold a warped sense of social liberalism in the form of diversity, equity and inclusion over logic, rationale, and good old-fashioned common sense. As a tax-payer, I say it's time we put America first. Operation Mockingbird — Okay, this one I will address. Something is definitely not quite right about mainstream media news and the CIA's Operation Mockingbird, in business since the Cold War, seems to fit the bill. The U.S. Central Intelligence Agency, Federal Bureau of Intelligence, and National Security Agency have all been involved in several nefarious programs and I would not be the least bit surprised if one or all three are in cahoots with brainwashing and training psychologically disturbed youths to shoot up elementary schools -- there's no other reason other than demon possession. This is not conspiracy theory stuff; rather, it is reasonable assumption. The CIA, FBI, and NSA are all members of the U.S. Intelligence Community (IC), which consists of 17 different intelligence agencies. There's no reason this many federal employees dedicated to our nation's security cannot detect and prevent such atrocities, unless they either allow them to happen or they orchestrate their occurences, then use the media to blame legal gun ownership. |
Contes De Romance Peu Orthodoxe
Sunday, January 19, 2025 It's time once again for a little romance, so here's a story from my best-selling book, Tales of Unorthodox Romance, which is still at the top of the New York Tim's Best Seller list. If you don't find this one to your liking, then there are plenty more to try where that came from. | ||
edediah sat across the candle-lit room from his new bride, Rebecca Elizabeth. In awkward silence sat her mother, Sarah Bethany, her grandmother, Sarah Elizabeth, and her aunt, Rebecca Bethany. He nervously eyed a jug of cider on the hardwood floor next to Grandmother Sarah Elizabeth's chair, to which she shook her head in disapproval. Rebecca Elizabeth stood on the opposite side of the modestly furnished room and slowly removed her bonnet, letting it slide down her hair and onto the floor. Aunt Rebecca Bethany bent over and picked it up. Rebecca Elizabeth then untied her apron, letting it fall to the floor. Mother Sarah Bethany bent over and picked it up, folded it, and laid it across her lap. Rebecca Elizabeth untied her white wedding cape and handed it to Grandmother Sarah Elizabeth, who would hold onto it for the marriage of Rebecca Elizabeth's sister, Elizabeth Rebecca. Then, finally, Rebecca Elizabeth removed her blue linen dress. There she stood, naked as the day she was born, save for her woolen undergarments.
All was quiet, except for the ticking of the clock and the sound of Aunt Rebecca Bethany chewing a stalk of celery. "Ahem," Mother Sarah Bethany cleared her throat and nodded at Rebecca Elizabeth, who slowly began to unbutton her beige modesty frock. Rebecca Elizabeth dropped her last article of clothing and walked across the room to where her newly-wedded husband sat with nervous anticipation and presented herself fully to Jedediah, who remained motionless. A bead of sweat trickled down the side of his face, reflecting the flickering candle light. Aunt Rebecca Bethany stopped chewing her celery. The clock ticked. The floor creaked as Rebecca Elizabeth shifted her weight to reach out her hand and take Jedediah's hand, which she placed upon her body. It was hairy. Every part of her body was hairy, some more hairy than others, and the bottom hairier than the top. It was then that Mother Sarah Bethany slid the key to Rebecca Elizabeth's chastity belt across the floor to Jedediah and Grandmother Sarah Elizabeth blew out the candle. |
Bill Nye the Science-Only Guy
Wednesday, January 15, 2025 Eleven years ago, evolutionary scientist Bill Nye publicly debated creation scientist Ken Ham, which can be viewed below or here. At the time, I was excited about this debate and interested in both sides but, like so many who watched, I was disappointed. However, the primary issue I had with the debate was Bill Nye's hangup about Noah's ark, which he couldn't seem to let go for the 2-1/2 hour time period and, for a relatively brief debate, there were too many topics and too much information to discuss. Bill Nye said during the debate that he found it unsettling that some believe the Bible to be more accurate than natural laws, and he is absolutely right about that — 1 Corinthians 1:20-22 says, "Where is the wise person? Where is the teacher of the law? Where is the philosopher of this age? Has not God made foolish the wisdom of the world? For since in the wisdom of God the world through its wisdom did not know him, God was pleased through the foolishness of what was preached to save those who believe. Jews demand signs and Greeks look for wisdom, but we preach Christ crucified." Add to that the fact that scientists demand observable data and there is no debating what they cannot perceive spiritually. I'd go even further to say that it is a lost cause, as would the scientific community who criticized Bill Nye for even committing to having a debate of this nature and thus giving credence to Creationism. I side with Ken Ham, Creationism, and a young earth viewpoint, which puts me in a small minority. However, this isn't to say that it's wrong — it's not popular, which is why I also believe that it should not be taught in government-funded public schools but should at least garner special mention along with Intelligent Design as a scientific counter-argument to the prevailing theory of Evolution, which cannot be proven observationally, historically, experimentally, or otherwise. In the end, Bill criticized Ken about being satisfied with the Bible's answers, such as God simply creating the stars. For Bill, this is not satisfactory, but what is satisfactory is finding out the answers for himself. For Ken's ten-year follow-up, go here. Bill and Ken's second meeting can be viewed here or below, wherein Bill calls Ken's scientists incompetent, his students simplistic, belief in Adam and Eve a betrayal of intellect, ancient people living to be three-hundred years old an impossibility, creation timelines to be miraculous, Creationism to be supernatural and unscientific, and his museum to be a waste of money. Along with that, Bill also implied that viral mutations are a form of short-term evolution. Following are some of the many counterpoints to creationism which Bill Nye mentioned in the debate that I finally got around to considering ten years later because I was busy doing other stuff:
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Bill Nye the Pseudo Science Guy
Saturday, January 11, 2025 Last week, outgoing President Joe Biden awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom to, among others, Hillary Clinton, George Soros, Nancy Pelosi, Jens Stoltenberg, Cecile Richards, and Bill Nye the Science Guy. Now, say what you want about these recipients of such a prestigious award, but I am going to say something about Bill Nye. Rather, let the following YouTube videos do the talking, in which he explains on his Netflix series Bill Nye Saves the World how people all have a cacophony of gender traits which makes sexuality a lot more interesting — without any scientific data whatsoever, as well as misusing an abacus. Several YouTube talking heads have had rebuttals to this diatribe, including Steven Crowder, No B.S., E Pluribus Unum, and Prince Asbel, to name a few of the less cringe-worthy. Along with Bill Nye's staunch position on climate change and global warming, I believe this was the award-winning episode that earned him the Medal of Freedom. The first three videos are from his "Social Justice Warrior" stance on the sliding gender scale where he advocates a small sample of chromosomal abnormalities as a healthy benefit to society at large, whereas the last video was his original two-gender stance in his 90's television series, which Netflix edited out. I agree we are allowed to change our positions on any and all subjects, but Bill Nye changed his point of view without any change to scientific fact. He merely changed his interpretation of sexual genetic mutation and mixed in a cacophony of modern social ideals — basically: anything goes. Granted, he is not a scientist; rather, he's a science guy. |
Lucian of Antioch
Tuesday, January 7, 2025 Today we take a brief look at Lucian of Antioch (A.D. 240-312), who skirted the fence of heresy and got off on a technicality: he was martyred under Emperor Maximinus Daia in Nicomedia after being imprisoned and tortured for nine years due to his unwavering confession of Christ. Although a Hebrew scholar and Christian teacher who helped make spelling corrections to the Greek Septuagint and included comments which Jerome later found helpful in preparing the Vulgate, as a teacher of Arius and Eusebius, he was also accused of being the father of the Arians, who believed that Christ was a creation of God and therefore distinct from God; a belief that was not in line with the Trinity of the Nicene Creed just a couple decades later. Because of this, the Roman Catholic Church distanced themselves from him and rejected his scriptural translations. However, the Orthodox Church accepted him on the grounds that he was as good a saint as any. Not much has survived of his writings, if there were any, but he was recorded as answering his accusers the same statement when asked his name, his profession, his astrological sign, his favorite soccer team, which was smarter - an elephant or a horse, what deity caused genital warts, and whether a tomato was a fruit or a vegetable: "I am a Christian." His battered and broken body was thrown into the sea, where dolphins played with it and tossed it around for thirty days before returning it to land. When asked where to bury his body, he only responded, "I am a Christian." Learn more about Lucian here, here, here, herer, and here. |
Kong, King of the Jews
Sunday, January 5, 2025 The year is 2025 and many of the Kaiju have converted to Islam. Those which haven't were killed in the Titan Intifada upon the ancient grounds of Har Megiddo, including Mothra and Shimo, who were both raped and beheaded by a mob of Islamic Kaijin. The only remaining infidel is King Kong, who has been circumcised with an atomic plate of flint that has infused him with invincible powers of hutzpah. After Godzilla charges up at a secret Iranian nuclear power plant, the two will meet in Jerusalem to battle it out atop Mount Zion. The whole world will be watching as monster religions clash for one final battle of Abrahamic ideals. The Israelis have a few surprises, including an army of copyright lawyers, which will surely work to Kong's benefit. However, the skies are filled with terror drones and members of ISIS have tunneled to Hollow Earth to kidnap Jia with the intent of raping and beheading her on the Temple Mount unless Kong surrenders. With assistance from U.S. and Chinese scientists, the World Health Organization will deliver a virus that is sure to kill all remaining Titans, however, the residual damage to humans could mean a population reduction on par with the Bubonic Plague of the fourteenth century. Also, the extraterrestrial reptilians from the Alpha Draconis star system have decided that now is the best moment in human history to finally reveal themselves — but is it to help or to hinder mankind? Will the mysterious appearance of a swine Kaiju prove an unexpected ally for the Jews? Will the Al-Aqsa Mosque remain standing? And will Kong use the Muslim call to prayer as an opportunity to attack? Toho Entertainment Ltd., in conjunction with Warner Brothers Pictures and Legendary Pictures, team up to bring you Kong, King of the Jews. Directed by Adam Wingard. Starring Rebecca Hall, Fala Chen, Ben Kingsley, Awkwafina, Jeff Goldblum, and Samuel L. Jackson. Image by Grok. This ad was sponsored by The Goonies 40th Anniversary, in theaters this month. |
Lebanese Sid Caesar may be absolutely right about a few things, including application of the antediluvian word "retarded" to postmodern academic progressives. | Book Review: The Parasitic Mind
Wednesday, January 1, 2025 Most conservatives on social media have heard of Dr. Gad Saad by now, if not already following him on YouTube or Twitter/X. Over the holidays I finished reading his popular book The Parasitic Mind: How Infectious Ideas Are Killing Common Sense (©2020 Regnery Publishing), from which I concluded that nothing should be above reproach, criticism, scientific analysis, or public scrutiny in a society that covets and upholds freedom of speech. Everything should be able to withstand epistemological examination in order to substantiate its veracity, particularly when weaponized to subjugate the masses and keep people in check. In the end, all I could reasonably criticize the author for and — more directly, the editor — was the use of commas. My biggest complaint about reading the English language these days is punctuation, of which I believe there is a nomological network of cumulative evidence in support of proper punctuation and in most American universities it is called English 101. Beginning sentences with multiple conjunctions notwithstanding (e.g., And yet), a general rule of thumb is to separate independent clauses with a comma, including those which use a coordinating conjunction, which can be rather confusing. Here are but a few examples of possible punctuation abuse from the paperback book: "My goal is to defend the truth, and today it is the left's pathogenic ideas that are leading us to an abyss..." (page xv) A single, unanticipated comma like this can prevent the reader from continuing on with the rest of the book. I was stuck here for an hour before I was finally able to move on. It might as well have been a semi-colon (S&WII-5). This is a case of Unexpected Punctuation Syndrome (UPS). "Nasser's Pan-Arabism (unification of the Arab world) had made him a hero in the region, and as often happens in the Middle East, thousands of people took to the streets..." (page 2) The comma could go after the "and" which in turn ties the two segments together. This is a case of Displaced Comma Dysphoria (DCD). "The militiamen rejected my father's plea, and we proceeded on our precarious journey." (page 6) Yet another example of Unexpected Punctuation Syndrome (UPS). Here, the comma is as useless as a transgender male's penis. "Regrettably, a devastating injury coupled with other life obstacles ended my soccer career, and so, I dove into my studies." (page 8) The misuse of "and so" is common among the conservative elite, who believe that grammar is secondary to the scientific method. "Perfumes are hedonic products, and as such they must engage our emotions." (page 24) Should be: "...and, as such, they must..." Similar to "and so," "and as such" is another tool of the conservative elite. "...they should have the right to do so, and of course their criticisms are themselves open to criticism..." (page 28) This should instead read as "...they should have the right to do so and, of course, their criticisms are themselves open to criticism..." The author has extensively used "and yet" throughout his book, which is not necessarily a literary violation, however, it has now crossed over into "and of course," which will not be tolerated and therefore criticized. "They are equally worthy winners, and if you think otherwise you are a racist." (page 31) This sentence should read: "They are equally worthy winners and, if you think otherwise, you are a racist." Otherwise, the second part is a dependent clause and not in need of a comma (S&WII-4). Regardless of whether you think otherwise, "They are equally worthy winners and you are a racist." Both statements are intrinsically true according to unhinged progressives. "They constitute the largest voting bloc of the United Nations, and as such it is perhaps no surprising that Israel..." (page 51) We already touched on "and as such" which we shall now refer to as a faux-conjunction. "Totalitarian ideologies insist on conformity, and there are many ways to impose a herd mindset on a population." (page 63) Totalitarian ideologies insist on commas and there are many ways to impose a comma as punctuation. "We must renew our commitment to freedom of speech, and fight against the left's idea pathogens..." (page 68) Freedom of speech is not freedom of comma placement. This is chaos, akin to a WWII Nazi Blitzkrieg in which thousands of explosive commas were dumped upon allied cities. Besides, the second remark is a dependent clause (S&WII-4). "Cut off one of its heads, and several new ones will grow." (page 76) This is yet another of many examples of an unnecessary comma. By now, this has developed into a fascist habit which we shall refer to as Meine Komma. Adolf Hitler was fond of commas and used them liberally in all of his written speeches and correspondence. He also prohibited the use of commas by Jews, which may be a reason the author over-compensates with them in such places. "...I self-identify as an octogenarian, and as such I'd be competing against skinny elderly people." (page 80) Faux-conjunction; something akin to Stage 2 of the five-stage Language-Change Index, according to the Columbia Journalism Review. "The brains of adolescents continue to develop well into their twenties, and as such, to punish an adolescent murderer is "cruel" and hardly progressive." (page 84) Faux-conjunction, unless the second MTP comma is surgically removed. "Feminism, throughout its history, has ameliorated the lives of innumerable women around the world, but, like any ideology or institution, it seeks to perpetuate itself, and that now requires maintaining a manufactured victimhood narrative." (page 85) This is an example of Death by a Thousand Commas. "Men are repeatedly lectured about stepping up to serve as allies to women in the workplace, but if they do so, they are engaging in benevolent sexism." (page 86) Technically, this is not incorrect, however, it feels better to say, "but, if they do so," in which the two statements could then be combined without the useless transgender comma. "...such as the thickness of a specific cortical area, and voilà, male and female brains become indistinguishable." (page 90) According to Word Hippo, this is acceptable, however, "area and, voilà," is preferable because, otherwise, the comma effectively masks the conjunction. "Our bodies and minds expect exposure to novel and unfolding situations, but when it comes to our critical thinking faculties, we are shutting them down." (page 96) If the ass-end of this sentence is indeed a dependent clause, then it should be: "situations but, when it comes..." Even so, there are two camps of comma ideology here: 1. Independent sentence clauses must make sense when combined without anything enclosed in commas; 2. Commas are commas, and as such, who gives a shit? "Of course, there are unique situations that require humane and gentle care, and in such instances, a caring and kind professor should consider..." (page 97) When done enough times, the average reader is conditioned to consider this normal, like insisting that a transgender woman can menstruate. "He was a college dropout, with a short career as a martial artist, and a longer career as a stand-up comedian..." (page 173) The only thing more liberal than Social Justice Warriors is the use of three — count them, three — commas here. "Granted, most people who self-publish or start a YouTube channel will not find an audience of hundreds of thousands, but in the battle of ideas, every voice counts..." (page 174) If not for Displaced Comma Dysphoria (DCD), this should be: "thousands, but in the battle of ideas every voice counts..." Arguably, it could also be "thousands but, in the battle of ideas, every voice counts..." According to The Punctuation Guide, there must be a compromise, however, the author is unwilling with his liberal use of commas. "One sting causes unimaginable pain, and yet the inductees must withstand the suffering..." (page 180) "And yet" is redundant. It is obvious the author is padding words to bulk up the word count. "There isn't a sacred belief that I'm unwilling to critique, and yet whenever I implore people to get engaged..." (page 181) Three whole pages would be eliminated from this book if all instances of "and yet" were reduced to just "yet." "It is difficult to beat me in the Oppression Olympics, and accordingly I utilize my royal flush of victimhood... This is the proverbial kryptonite against these charlatans of faux-justice, and so unsurprisingly she went away." (page 184) "Oppression Olympics and, accordingly, I utilize... faux-justice and so, unsurprisingly, she went away." Again, it could be either way, but the writer is unwilling to compromise with the reader, and it is the reader who must succumb to the grammatical whims of the author. With that said, the ideas which were delivered with academic parlance, reinforced with scientific evidence, and seasoned throughout with a pinch of sarcasm were as understandable as common sense; of which there isn't much of these days, unfortunately. During the first seven chapters, I silently accused Dr. Saad of preaching to his own audience, wondering what the point was. However, the final chapter was a call to action for the informed reader to not remain silent when truth and reason are under assault. I couldn't agree more. |
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